Phone call 1:
X: Hi there can i speak to ABC
Me: I'm sorry, she's outstation
X: she's where?
Me: She's outstation
X:....uh where's that?
Me:?!? Uh she's overseas?
X: Oohhh!!!ok ok...i'll call back thanks
Phone call 2:
X: Hi there can i speak to ABC
Me: Sorry she's in the toilet
X: What's she doin there?
Me: ??I don't know and i don't really care
X: How long would she take?
Me: Look i dunno if she's doin no. 1 or no. 2 but if you could kindly call back later...
X: Okay can but how long later u think i shld call
Me: For as long as you can stay alive? *cough* uh i mean you roughly gauge give a bit more time...
X: ok sure!thanks!
At a handphone pouch shop...
Marder: Hi there do u have a pouch that can close securely and won't allow water to enter?
X: You bring your camera out in the rain?
Marder: #@*()#&$*&)!*)(!@8*
*disclaimer* my marder not so vulgar..haha
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